"Bruh. Look at this dude.
Uhuhu- wait 'till you see the- [laughter] No, no, no, no.
[cackling in overreaction]
Look at the top of his head! [More retarded laughing]
Look at his lips! [limbs?]"
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Hello blazers, NFKRZ here, how are you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video.
In today's video guys, we're gonna be looking at a, uh...
a Russian man who has gone COMPLETELY insane, and no, I'm not talking about myself.
However, that might be the case in a few years. *laugh*
I mean, I'm sorry I have not uploaded for like 5 days, and that is because my university is literally, as always,
litcherally [Leafy™] fucking my asshole dry, at this point, there's no lube involved a- at all.
So sometimes I just don't havetime to make videos.
However, today guys, I'm coming at you with a quick little video today, on a topic that...
my Russian fans have been asking me to do, for like fucking- a fucking month at this point, okay?
A man, who is... who might be the most ripped, and the most uh, fit man in the entirety of the world.
And he lives in Russia, and he is basically, uhh, one of the most famous people in Russia at the moment.
Meet Kirill Teryoshin. Uhh, yes...
Uhh, I'll just- I'll just show some pics on the screen. As you guys can see, this guy is clearly fucked.
Uhh, I mean... [laughs] Jesus Christ.
Not only does his hair look, like somebody played a really, really bad prank on him,
but you probably guys have already noticed [wow nice syntax there Roman], what I'm talking akbout, "those hands BrUh".
This is something this nigga can throw, okay? You- you should not throw hands with ths nigga.
Heh, so basically guys, this guy is like the biggest person in the Russian media at the moment,
because... it's actually ridiculous, the entire country is watching this guy.
Uh, the thing that happened with this guy, is that this guy injected something into his hands,
in order to get "ePIc GAiNs bRuH".
You know, if some of you guys who are watching my videos,
if you go to the gym, if you, y'know, if you're trying to get ripped,
you- you'll be lifting those weights, bruh, you haven't lifted, BRO!
FUCK THAT SHIT, bruh! Because this guy, I mean, look at- look instead at him. He's got it figured out.
No excercises whatsoever, and he's got a form like this.
Basically, what this guy does, is that he injects a certain, uh, mixture into his hands [I think you meant 'arms', Roman],
using syringes, in order to get "EPIC MUSCLES".
He calls them the "bazooka hands", by the way, it's- it's pretty depressing.
The thing is called "site enhancement oil", it's known in Russia as synthol,
and it's sort of like... it's like a mixture of oil, mixed up with alcohol,
and it basically turns into a fucking stone after certain time.
So what this guy does, is that he essentially, he gets his, y'know, his normal hand, his muscle,
he pulls a syringe in, and he uh, injects substances, that are not supposed to be in your body.
And they literally turn into fucking stones in his hands, so that he gets "ePiC GaInS BrUh".
This might be one of the dumbest people in the entirety of the world,
however, what makes him really entertaining though, is how he acts.
Because this guy is a fucking genius.
Yes guys, as I've been saying, this man is a fucking celebrity.
He's got on talk shows and shit, like, this talk show that he's on,
is like a top talk show in all of Russia, okay?
I mean Jesus Christ, you literally have to be fucking insane to make your hands look like this,
like, I understand, that this sort of substance that he's using, synthol, is actually used by some bodybuilders,
it's accompanied with muscle growth, so you still have to get ripped,
and then you might insert a little bit, to appear more ripped.
But this guy, he's not doing any exercises at all,
the only thing he does, is that all of this shit, that he has, it's literally just this synthol substance.
It's- it's genuinely disgusting, I mean look at those fucking stretch marks.
That is abysmal.
So yeah guys, this guy is not that stupid. He's actually a business entrepreneur.
He's charging money from people, to record videos for people. I mean I should do that, okay?
What this guy basically does, it that he says:
So basically, that is always what he does, he says
"Ey what's up, hello to this guy", or whatever,
"Here's my... here's my two-hand punch, or whatever" *waves fists*
And he gets money for that. I should be doing that as well, I should be like:
"Hello blazers, shout-out to Toni Bamanaboni from Zimbabwe" *laughs*
I mean Jesus Christ, what is going on in this guy's head? What is the look he's going for?
I mean, I've already said that his hair-dye job, is absolutely abysmal, but this guy has bigger plans.
Oh my God.
So, as you guys can see, this is what fame does to a man,
uh, who's basically flat-out insane, or just not educated at all.
Uhh... it's- it's actually depressing...
...that he's not actually going to stop.
He's saiyng that he's going to increase his muscles furthermore,
uh, which I'm really excited to see.
Y'know, the biggest problem with that though, is that, um, his hands,
um, they kinda start looking like he has, like gonorrhea, or something?
Basically, long story short, the doctors that looked at this guy's case, they're saying that
in a few months, if he continues doing this, and if there's no operation that could be happening,
(however in this case, probably nothing can fucking cure this guy at this point, only brain replacement or some shit),
doctors are basically saying that in a few months, what would happen, is that:
his hands would either just fucking explode,
or, he would get like a very bad case of, sort of infection in his hands,
and that would pretty much lead to amputation.
I mean, he's got a few months of being famous and then,
uh, he's gonna be famous as... the dude, who has no fucking hands at all.
And I'm not even exaggerating right now,
videos about this guy, all the talk-shows about this guy, and people who make videos about this guy,
this shit gets millions of views, because the entirety of the Internet, the entirety of Russia is paying attention to this guy,
and counting the days, when his fucking huge gains are gonna just explode,
or his hands are gonna be amputated, because...
This just shows, like a good example for those who are tring to get ripped out there,
to not go as fucking insane, as this dude did.
Heh, so as you guys can clearly see, he actually competed with a real ripped dude,
who actually lifts weights and shit, and, y'know, he got fucking wrecked, to say the least.
So in those synthol, huge gains that he's got, there's no actual power.
It just adds weight, however there's no "umph" in it, y'know.
Probably I, with my flappy-ass shit, could beat this guy in an arm-wresling match. *laughs*
I mean, look at those gains bruh, look at that! Tryna throw hands with me?
So yeah guys, long story short, if you're trying to get ripped out there, if you're trying to get into the weight-lifting game,
if you tryna be... become uuhhh, Kali Muscle [*laugh*],
then you shouldn't really use synthol. It's pretty much gonna lead to your hands being amputated.
I might make an update video in a few months, if this guy is going to actually lose his hands,
because that would be fucking depressing, honestly, I would be sad about him.
Because it's sad, when people are so uninformed, that they do shit like this to themselves, right?
So if you're tryna get ripped, please do not use synthol, you can use steroids, however if you do that,
your- your pee pee is not going to stand up, by the time you're, uh... 25, so... *laughs*
Or just don't give a shit and be a fatass, always a condescending prick [?], as you are right now.
I mean, who really gives a shit, right?
Heh, so yeah guys, there you go. My Russian fans, I finally made a video on this guy, you can stop fucking asking.
And I didn't really know what to say at this point, because
so many people on Russian YouTube have aready made videos about this guy.
And it's pretty obvious, the guy is FUCKED in the head. I mean, the guy straight-up looks just FUCKED, okay?
He looks like you put two huge ping-pong effects on his ends, and he thinks it's "sick and cool".
Like, with this type of hands, you cannot even wipe your fucking ass, Jesus Christ.
So yeah everybody, please don't be like this guy, I hope you did enjoy this video today;
if you guys did enjoy it, please make sure to slap the mothafuckin' like button,
and I will see you guys in the next one.
Peeeeeaceeee
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